If I drank a beer now I'd be passed out by 10 a.m. It's coffee and water for this girl.
So, I assume we're in a WIP commercial break currently. Lots of almost-flashing ladies up on the big screen.
I cannot confirm. But I would probably be OK with that.
I'm pretty sure we have another 45 minutes of floats ... though don't hold me to that. I overheard our guys saying the eating would start by 7:45.
Oooh, girls with FIRE ANDY booty shorts are, um, shakin' it on the big screen. I feel inferior for not owning a pair of these, as well.
Oh God. They just threatened to make me an honorary wingette.
I think it's Kobayashi -- he has 2:1 odds, I believe.
Lou Nolan says I have his vote for honorary Wingette. Oy.
Still waiting on the masquerade float to take off. Man, WIP has a lot of commercials, huh?
Also I totally spelled that wrong. Stevil Kaneval, I think it is.
Yeah .... no. You don't want to see me in booty shorts. Or maybe you do ... but yeah, no.
They did! That was exactly what they needed on home ice.
I don't know who's next, but there's totally a Rick Santorum for president sign.
Ah, it's Snack Jack, a name I don't recognize.
I am up to my eyeballs in confetti, you guys. Someone may have to come rescue me.
I'll tell you this much: The entire lower bowl of the Wells Fargo Center is completely filled. There are thousands of drunks -- er, I mean, WIP fans -- here right now.
Chilita is next. His wingettes have garter belts on, but they are attached to nothing. Let's ponder this a while.
A guy can only eat so many wings ...
Oh my god. Ron Jeremy is here. People still, um, make movies with him?! Ew.
"Boring John" is your next entrant. And .... He also has a Fire Andy theme.
Well, it might be hysterical or awful, depending how you look at it.