U.S. Male is your next competitor. I think I see a float that says "Reidjector" on it. MORE fire Andy! C'mon Wing people ... let's be more original!
Everybody but me! I'm working here, people!
Are you here, or are you just taking my word for things?
Nope. I'm at home, in bed, with a coffee and some toast.
Still waiting on that REIDJECTOR float to pass by, must be another commercial break.
See, the problem is, boobs.
There are boobs everywhere.
I don't think you could put this on public access.
Oh, I never said it was a bad thing ... just, you know, it's probably best saved for after-hours on cable TV.
There you go, faithful readers. The inside scoop on who's eligible to compete.
Too many. I don't want to think about it.
Not Rich is up next. This guy has bee
n in, like, every Wing Bowl ever.
But, you guys! El Wingador is next! He's a big deal, right?
Tell her Sarah Baicker from CSNPhilly said it's OK!
I'm pretty sure the crowd just went nuts for El Wingador ... which is amazing, considering thus far they have only gone nuts for boobies.
I did not want to be a Wingette this year. Also, as previously discussed, I don't own fishnets, so I'm pretty sure I don't qualify anyway.
Super Squibb is next! This is the guy who won last year and the year before.